about "The Best Comic Strip Ever!"

The characters in my strip, set in Africa's Western Rift Valley, are: the Foolish Pride of lions (Leon, the haughty and lethargic King of Beasts; his queen, Leona; and their cub Lionel, an unpromising heir to the throne); Secretary Bird, a liason between the Royal Court and the rest of the animals; cerebral, man-imitating Ape, a reader of the Substandard; peevish Rhinoceros; harmless but senseless Ostrich; Crocodile, resident of the much-frequented Watering Hole, and his dentist, Crocodile Bird; Honey Badger (alias Ratel), the "Meanest Animal in the World", and his one associate, Honeyguide; Mumbo the elephant, a descendant of Jumbo and a butt of jokes about his weight and the size of his ears and nose; Duncan the dung beetle; ill-favored and unwashed Warthog; the craven, henpecked male and shrewish female hyaenas, both of them foul-smelling and perpetually at war vs. the lions; the mistaken-identity-plagued zebras; slow and superannuated Tortoise; Oxpecker, a companion of large herbivores; Hugh the chamaeleon; and walled-up Mrs. Hornbill.

The Best Comic Strip Ever!

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29 October 2010

Uncommon Commentary #137

It's been some time, hasn't it, since we heard anyone refer to President Obombast as "charismatic," "eloquent," or "charming?"

26 October 2010

Uncommon Commentary #136: Quote of the Geek

I've just learned that Emperor Nerobama once said that " America [sic] has its roots in the India of Mahatma Gandhi."  I'd been under the impression that the USA originated from the Thirteen Colonies, long before Gandhi's birth, but whatever the President says must be true.  Correct your history books accordingly.

17 October 2010

Uncommon Commentary #135

The bathyscaphe Alvin must envy Democrats' ability to sink to a new low, which is what they are doing in trying to shift the burden of proof onto the victims of their unsupported allegations in the "foreign money" pseudo-scandal.  They ought to mind the observation made by their fellow leftist, Carl Sagan: "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."  (They also ought to be sued for slander.)

11 October 2010

Uncommon Commentary #134: It's Justice, Not Kaplan, that Ought to Be Blind

Tanzanian miner Hussein Abebe sold five crates of dynamite to terrorist Ahmed Ghailani, who is to be tried in a civilian court for conspiring in the 1998 bombings of the US embassies in Tanzania and Kenya; Abebe was to be, in the words of the prosecution, a "giant witness", but Judge Lewis Kaplan has barred him from testifying, on the grounds that the CIA learned of his existence by using "coercive tactics" against the defendant which allegedly equated to torture.  Given the mendacity of the Left's campaign against Bush Administration "torture," there is plenty of reason to doubt that the interrogative techniques employed by US intelligence really amounted to that; even if they did (and if it were actually unethical to torture someone whose status as a terrorist is beyond question—see here), this would be cause for censuring the government, not for ignoring testimony that has a bearing on the case.
Judge Craplan tried hard to make his ruling sound noble: "The court has not reached this conclusion lightly.  It is acutely aware of the perilous nature of the world in which we live.  But the Constitution is the rock upon which our nation [sic] rests.  We must follow it not only when it is convenient, but when fear and danger beckon in a different direction.  To do less would diminish us and undermine the foundation upon which we stand."  If the US Constitution really forbids us to exercise common sense in a situation such as this, then it's a rock that's in danger of tumbling down the slope that leads to Hell, taking our "nation" with it.
Is this the best that we can expect from the judicial system that Emperor Nerobama's regime wants to put on display for the rest of the world, which is the reason that it has given for bestowing upon foreign terrorists the protections to which they would be entitled if they were US citizens?  Legitimate evidence obtained illegally is still evidence.  Justice ought to be blind, but not deaf, dumb, or brainless.

08 October 2010

Uncommon Commentary #133

The USA's Democratic Party and the UK's Labour ought to be officially proscribed, as the National Socialists ("Nazis") have been in Germany since World War II.

02 October 2010

Uncommon Commentary #132

Whoever has been sending death threats to Wayne Bell, author and publisher of The Tea Party Coloring Book for Kids, is far off the mark in thinking that this book "was designed for politically conservative adults, and not for children"; if Bell had intended a coloring book for "adults," they would be leftists.