19 June 2015
Uncommon Commentary #462: UC #451 Follow-Up
Since
I wrote UC #451, it has occurred to me that other designations could be applied
to the woman presently known as Hillary [sic] (Rodham) Clinton. For instance, according to my dictionary, the
suffix “-ary” can mean “thing belonging to or connected with; esp., place of” or “person belonging to,
connected with, or engaged in”. Why not,
then, alter her first name to Hellary? Furthermore, since “dunghill” can mean “something
(as a situation or condition) that is repulsive or degraded”, how about “Dunghillary”? And because “Sodom” is defined as “a place
notorious for vice or corruption”, may I suggest using that as her maiden name instead
of Rodham? (Hopefully, there’s one thing that she’ll never be called: “the President”.)