God did not intend that the means of sexual reproduction should become
items of commerce, or that women should bear children that are begotten by men
other than their husbands.
Masturbation is almost certainly necessary to make a donation, since
it's hard (if amusing) to imagine someone interrupting sexual intercourse to
fill a vial or some other such receptacle. Moreover, in degenerate modern
civilization, which has removed the stigma from unwed motherhood, many a woman
undoubtedly makes use of such facilities to try to conceive the child of her
dreams (see the next paragraph) without having to marry anyone. We don't need
sperm banks to advance the cause of sexual immorality; we have public schools
and mass media.
A recent news item, concerning the fact that a sperm bank in Denmark
will accept no further contributions from redheads, demonstrates that use of
such institutions can be a form of genetic engineering. Donors to the
California Cryobank [sic] have to meet such requirements as being above average
height and be either holding or working toward a bachelor's (or higher) degree;
potential stud bulls must also answer questions about their hair color, eye
color, ethnic origin, &c.
Finally,
why resort to such a process when there are so many children awaiting adoption?
A couple may consider it a misfortune that they cannot reproduce without
outside help, but they can change their misfortune into good fortune for an
orphan, by giving him a loving home.
